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20

May

manzati:

(Complete 8-bit Community Bead Art) - Imgur

NEED TROY.
And perhaps some babyabeds. “Goo Goo Goo-ah!”

manzati:

(Complete 8-bit Community Bead Art) - Imgur

NEED TROY.

And perhaps some babyabeds. “Goo Goo Goo-ah!”

16

May

Amazing birthday artwork from Frank Scruggs. <3 (Taken with instagram)

Amazing birthday artwork from Frank Scruggs. <3 (Taken with instagram)

Significant props to the professor for getting the reference!

Significant props to the professor for getting the reference!

(Source: anchorsandanvils)

Met an interesting fellow Monday night…who happens to be moving to San Francisco on Sunday.

In the next few days we have plans to:

- have a movie night (tentative)

- go shopping (that sounds a little gay, but nah it’s cool bro)

- go to a wedding

Could this be a speed-round of expiration dating?

gq:

You stay classy, Ron Burgundy.

gq:

You stay classy, Ron Burgundy.

15

May

madmanwithsomesocks:

sweeter-n-heaven-n-hotter-n-hell:

queenofthesmileys:

cryspeaches:

ruffledbyruffalo:

starkinglyhandsome:
Cameron has learned to transform any bison into ice. He also has inherited all of the powers and talents of a chicken. Terribly, Cameron struggles with being ugly.
SHAMEFULLY ACCURATE ACTUALLY

Amy is able to view distant locations with her mind. She has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to magnify her attractiveness, but can only do so twice an hour. Additionally, she developed the talent to deflect mental shock waves and she has been known to communicate with owls in any language. Amy rides an astonishing assault vehicle into battle. Tragically, Amy suffers from being unable to see robots.
I want to see what my astonishing assault vehicle would be, for one that apparently has a bunch of cognitive and mystical powers.
And I am blind to robots. xDDDD YOU SHEEPLE.

Maria developed the talent to force scorpions to ramble incoherently. Additionally, she can take control of suffocation and bend it to her will and she has learned to transform her body into illusion. Maria has been known to steal the mental attributes of her combatants and use it against them and she is protected from damage by a tough outer shell. She has the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against a series of assailants and she is able to become gigantic. Sadly, Maria takes harm from exposure to ice.

Kathy has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her enemies. She also can spin like a whirlwind and she has the ability to become invisible. Kathy has a remarkable ability to predict the future and she has been known to transform any octopus into a parrot. She possesses the power to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it against a series of attackers and she has learned to tunnel through solid titanium. Tragically, Kathy is well-known for being clumsy.

Kit has been known to deflect javelins. She has a reputation for an outstanding intelligence and she is able to make duplicates of herself, however can only do so once a year. Kit has an astonishing immunity to disease and she developed the talent to force foxes to run home and cry to mama. Also, she carries a destructive axe that also grants an awesome talent at listening, but only in the presence of a cow. Kit has learned to confuse the fears of an adversary and she possesses the power to take control of zebras. Lamentably, Kit is infamous for being kind of an asshole. 

Matt has been known to take control of heat and bend it to his will. Also, he can hurl lasers from his club toward any foe close by and he has an impressive agility. Matt has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others. Tragically, Matt struggles with being sticky.

Aabria is able to block vibrations and deflect them toward a single rival. She possesses the power to transform any lion into wood and she can run to far-off planets using an uncommon Segeway scooter. Aabria developed the talent to edit the memories of others and she carries a devastating arrangement of magic spells that also grants a remarkable mountain fortress carved from rock. Shamefully, Aabria is notorious for being partially paralyzed.

madmanwithsomesocks:

sweeter-n-heaven-n-hotter-n-hell:

queenofthesmileys:

cryspeaches:

ruffledbyruffalo:

starkinglyhandsome:

Cameron has learned to transform any bison into ice. He also has inherited all of the powers and talents of a chicken. Terribly, Cameron struggles with being ugly.

SHAMEFULLY ACCURATE ACTUALLY

Amy is able to view distant locations with her mind. She has learned to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to magnify her attractiveness, but can only do so twice an hour. Additionally, she developed the talent to deflect mental shock waves and she has been known to communicate with owls in any language. Amy rides an astonishing assault vehicle into battle. Tragically, Amy suffers from being unable to see robots.

I want to see what my astonishing assault vehicle would be, for one that apparently has a bunch of cognitive and mystical powers.

And I am blind to robots. xDDDD YOU SHEEPLE.

Maria developed the talent to force scorpions to ramble incoherently. Additionally, she can take control of suffocation and bend it to her will and she has learned to transform her body into illusion. Maria has been known to steal the mental attributes of her combatants and use it against them and she is protected from damage by a tough outer shell. She has the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against a series of assailants and she is able to become gigantic. Sadly, Maria takes harm from exposure to ice.

Kathy has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her enemies. She also can spin like a whirlwind and she has the ability to become invisible. Kathy has a remarkable ability to predict the future and she has been known to transform any octopus into a parrot. She possesses the power to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it against a series of attackers and she has learned to tunnel through solid titanium. Tragically, Kathy is well-known for being clumsy.

Kit has been known to deflect javelins. She has a reputation for an outstanding intelligence and she is able to make duplicates of herself, however can only do so once a year. Kit has an astonishing immunity to disease and she developed the talent to force foxes to run home and cry to mama. Also, she carries a destructive axe that also grants an awesome talent at listening, but only in the presence of a cow. Kit has learned to confuse the fears of an adversary and she possesses the power to take control of zebras. Lamentably, Kit is infamous for being kind of an asshole.

Matt has been known to take control of heat and bend it to his will. Also, he can hurl lasers from his club toward any foe close by and he has an impressive agility. Matt has mastered the ability to erase the memories of others. Tragically, Matt struggles with being sticky.

Aabria is able to block vibrations and deflect them toward a single rival. She possesses the power to transform any lion into wood and she can run to far-off planets using an uncommon Segeway scooter. Aabria developed the talent to edit the memories of others and she carries a devastating arrangement of magic spells that also grants a remarkable mountain fortress carved from rock. Shamefully, Aabria is notorious for being partially paralyzed.

popculturebrain:

Brick Tamland Steve Carell on Twitter

popculturebrain:

Brick Tamland Steve Carell on Twitter

14

May

chongthenomad:

Energy-bending 101

When I do this to you, this is what I&#8217;m doing.

chongthenomad:

Energy-bending 101

When I do this to you, this is what I’m doing.

11

May

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

Oh God, Hawkeye climbs EVERYTHING. &lt;3

minty-burps:

LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER

Oh God, Hawkeye climbs EVERYTHING. <3

10

May

this could only be more accurate if it included “tall as fuck.”


Which Avenger Are You? Iron Man / Tony Stark

Iron Man / Tony Stark quiz

You are most like Iron Man. You don’t crack easily under pressure, and rather enjoy the spotlight. You’d rather do your own thing than listen to others, and you’re always ready with a witty remark. You’ve been called vain and unpredictable. But hen it comes down to it, you try to do the right thing… Because even though you may come across otherwise, you really do care.